OK, I just learned that the first issue of Spider-man's "Brand New Day" -- the first issue since the breakup of Peter Parker and Mary Jane cracked the Web world in half -- has sold out and will get a second printing.
To which I just have to ask, What the hell, Spidey geeks?
You bitch, you moan, you threaten Joe Quesada's life -- and then you go out and run their sales numbers through the roof? I know there was a curiosity factor with this issue, but all Marvel cares about from you is your wallet, not your opinions.
Speaking of which, get a load of THIS FICTIONAL GEM from ComicBookResources' "Comics Should Be Good!" blog.
You Lose, Spidey Geeks.