What do we have in Saturday's Poughkeepsie Journal Gaming page (page 5C)? Halo, Halo and more Halo.
We have a full feature on how local fans are looking forward to the release on Tuesday.
We have a list of all the local area places that will be open to sell the game at midnight on Monday night.
We have a complete list of all 49 achievements one can win in the game.
And we also have a beautiful centerpiece, created by yours truly.
BUT, that's not all! We also have a brief story on Poughkeepsie's poker star Hevad Khan joining Team PokerStars, as well as a fantasy football column.
This is one issue you don't want to miss, True Believers! ... Wow, I just channeled Stan Lee just then... oh well, EXCELSIOR!