Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Who needs Ororo Monroe?

Apparently the Chinese Olympic Committee has developed the mutant power to control the weather. According to the Associated Press, they are taking no chances that it might rain during the days of the 2008 Olympics in Beijing:

" The meteorologists say they can force rain in the days before the Olympics, through a process known as cloud-seeding, to clean the air and ensure clear skies. China has been tinkering with artificial rainmaking for decades, but whether it works is a matter of debate among scientists.
Weather patterns for the past 30 years indicate there is a 50 percent chance of rain for both the opening ceremony on Aug. 8, 2008 and the closing ceremony two weeks later, said Wang Yubin, an engineer with the Beijing Meteorological Bureau.
The forced rain could also help clean Beijing’s polluted air, said Wang Jianjie, another meteorologist with the bureau.
“When conditions permit, we will artificially increase rainfall,” she said. “Rainfall is a way to naturally clean the air.” "

Is it just me, or does this sound like some sort of plot from a James Bond movie?

"Double-O Seven, the Chinese have the meteorology doomsday device! You must disarm it!"

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