Friday, August 10, 2007



I was just reading G4's news update, which referred me to THIS LINK ...

In bars in Germany, an auto racing video game is being installed in the Urinals that you play by using your URINE.

I know I may be showing off just how immature I can be by saying this, but this is the greatest invention since the Microwave.

Screw the Wiimote! I want a home gaming console that can be controlled by moving my stream to the right or left. It's what I've always dreamed of! Honestly, I want to fly to Germany just so I can go racing with my Pee-orsche.

I wouldn't even get drunk before hand, I'd just pee, and then chug a few glasses of water so I could play again. And the best part is, everyone's a winner!

All kidding aside, this game is actually there so that they can flash numbers for taxis and anti-drunk driving messages before you hop in your actual car and make your passengers wet themselves.

Click on the link to go to the main Web site for this glorious glorious invention. You can also play a simulation of the game ... just make sure not to make your keyboard sticky.

And let me tell you, if these games never come to America, I'm going to be pissed.

1 comment:

Phil Strum said...

Can I make a joke about it being wee-mote controlled as opposed to wii-mote?

Oh wait, I just did.

What an insane story.

Bars around here should get 'em.